Sunday, January 8, 2012

3 Year Old Daughter Having Weight/behavior Problems?? Please Help!!!!?

396545382 ok so me and my gf jafar live with the ADOPTED daughter nezbit (3). well because of jafar's condition where she hates waking up for work, she's on "maternity leave" so that leaves me to make dinner. well lately i've just been sneaking chiken from the KFC where my neighbor works for dinner. well the adopted daughter is getting fat because of it (she weighed 37 pounds) so i read online that you should shame people into losing weight. so jafar and i called her "fat@ss" all night. but she's such a drama queen that she ran to the kennel and cried. i told her to quit being like rosie o'donnell. (we hate that b*tch) well i led her out of the kennel with an empty bottle of tequila (i filled it with water) and jafar read her diary. she kept complaining about us forcing her into lesbianism and calling her fat@ss. ok i know she's only three, but what the hell?!! doesn't she realize how good she's got it?? so how should i get her to lose weight, and how should i punish her? thanks so much.

3 comments:

  1. DarkKittehs - You are a wonderful troll and I wish you success on your quest.

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  2. Toad Girl - I hope this isnt true. She is THREE! It is your fault she is gaining weight.

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  3. Brent - You are terrible parents, she is probable actually crying because you two called her the inapropiate word and saying terrible things, you gave her that fatty food, and I dont think is wants to be a lesbian. and for her to lose wieght is make her excercise and go an diet, also calling her name make her want to eat more because she gets desperate and no need to punish her.

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