am going to be getting my teeth cleaned soon by my ridiculously hot dental hygienist and i want to ask somethings, if you were asked these questions what would your answer be and how do you think she will react.1. Can i have the pair of gloves and the mask you used on me?
2. Can i have a pair of new gloves and what kind of gloves are they?
3. Would you please check in the back to see if you have any pink gloves or mask you could use?
4. Do you have to wear a mask?
5. Will you surprise me with the prophy paste flavor?
6. Instead of using a mirror to hold back my cheek, will you use your glove finger?
7. Will you preform an extra/ intra oral and TMJ exam?
8. Will you use a toothbrush instead of the polisher?
Sandy - I'm a hygienist and there's no way I'd treat you if you asked questions like that. I'd send you to the dentist's operatory - then you could ask HIM to get all pretty in pink for you.
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Enjoy your tutti-frutti prophy paste!
Mora - Listen bro, You've posted this nonsense before.
ReplyDeleteSo you have a crush on your hygienist, great, what's not to like. You need to understand that hygienists are healthcare professionals and not enablers of your clinical/latex fetish. She's nice to you because she has to be, your questions would come off as creepy and inappropriate no matter in what context you ask them. There's a wonderful world of latex fetishism you can explore when you hit 18...don't bring your hygienist into it, the poor woman is just doing her job.