Thursday, September 8, 2011

Do I Have Ball Cancer?

396545116 So the other day I was at work, and my coworker was wearing a short skirt. Normally this means she thinks its okay for me to pat her on the bottom, so I went ahead and followed the usual protocol. However, she then kicked me in the groin. After "checking" myself in the restroom, I saw that my balls are significantly lopsided, and I'm concerned. Do I have ball cancer?
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  1. rebesSeptember 8, 2011 at 4:02 AM

    Lisa - first of all, when a woman wears a short skirt, it does not mean she thinks its ok for you to touch her bottom!!!!!! Im glad she kicked you!

    go to the doctor about your gross balls

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  2. rebesSeptember 8, 2011 at 4:02 AM

    ? - One of the first signs of testicular cancer is often a lump or swelling in the testes. The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force (USPSTF) recommends against routine screening for testicular cancer in asymptomatic adolescent and adults, which means that men should not perform routine testicular self-exams. This practice was encouraged in the past, but current scientific evidence suggests that screening for testicular cancer does not lead to decreased morbidity and mortality. However, the American Cancer Society suggests that some men should examine their testicles monthly, especially if they have a family history of cancer
    Symptoms may also include one or more of the following:
    a lump in one testis which may or may not be painful
    sharp pain or a dull ache in the lower abdomen or scrotum
    a feeling often described as "heaviness" in the scrotum
    breast enlargement (gynecomastia) from hormonal effects of β-hCG
    low back pain (lumbago) tumor spread to the lymph nodes along the back
    It is not very common for testicular cancer to spread to other organs, apart from the lungs. However, if it has, the following symptoms may be present:
    shortness of breath (dyspnea), cough or coughing up blood (hemoptysis) from metastatic spread to the lungs
    a lump in the neck due to metastases to the lymph nodes

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  3. rebesSeptember 8, 2011 at 4:02 AM

    ChemoAngel - You can't get cancer in one day, and not from being kicked. They are lopsided because she kicked you...see your doctor for stupidity pills.

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